Who has the best Halloween décor? Kourtney Kardashian's spooky setup leads the family competition

Kourtney Kardashian Barker is the latest Kardashian-Jenner to show off her Halloween decorations for 2025, so welcome to another episode of celebrities not knowing what to do with their money.

The Kardashians have never met a holiday they couldn’t turn into a photoshoot. Snow-covered lawns in sunny Calabasas, Halloween displays that make you feel like you're burning in hell, the family’s idea of “decorating” is basically staging a blockbuster film at home.

But, hey, this is the Kardashian universe. Everything is about aesthetic, mood, and, of course,  content.

Recently, Kourtney, now fully embracing her rock-chic era with a dark aesthetic of maroon tones, skulls, and drums, shared snaps and clips on her Instagram Stories, giving fans a peek at her home transformation.

Outside, a massive skeleton sculpture stood guard, surrounded by a patchwork of orange, yellow, and pastel pumpkins.

Inside, her Halloween tablescape looked straight out of a gothic Pinterest board: metallic and white skulls lined the table, long white candles flickered between black foliage, and, because subtlety doesn’t live there, skeleton hands were also part of the setup.

She set her video to Dusty Springfield’s "Spooky", naturally, because if you’re going to be creepy, you might as well add a track to it.

Kourtney’s reveal came just days after Khloé Kardashian showed off her own haunted house vibes earlier this month. 

Kourtney even had a massive skeleton sculpture because nothing says “happy Halloween” like a grinning skeleton twice your height.

Even more pumpkins also surround the fireplace. Pumpkins have been a Halloween staple for centuries, meant to scare off spirits.

But in Kardashian land, it’s less about warding off ghosts and more about flexing how many pumpkins you can pile in one spot. 

But this isn’t new for the family; Halloween has been their unofficial brand for years.

In 2019, Kylie Jenner transformed her entire mansion into a haunted house, complete with spiderweb-covered chandeliers and matching mummy outfits for herself and Stormi. Or when Kim's home looked like a gothic cathedral, complete with eerie lighting and costumed nannies? 

Yeah, that's "normal".

Kourtney once famously told Kim, “Kim, there are people that are dying,” when she cried over a lost diamond earring. Maybe the family should revisit that quote.